Toast the two slices of bread.
On the bread place 3 to 8 slices of cooked bacon. The more unhealthy bacon the better the sandwich tastes.
Place the tomato slices on top of the bacon and salt them. We all know salt is good for the heart.
Add the lettuce on top of the tomatoes.
Optionally coat the bacon, tomatoes and lettuce with some Cholula Hot Sauce
Optionally spread some Jalapeño Cheez Whiz or some other jalapeño cheese spread on one or both sides of the bread.
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